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“(y/n) look it’s snowing,” Sam said as you and Dean climbed into the Impala. “Do you wanna build a snowman?” He asked smiling back at you. “Does it have to be a snowman?” You replied as Dean sighed heavily. “Will you two shut up about that movie about the ice? It’s all you two have been talking about for days,” he stated as he turned on the car and began heading for the cemetery.   “You’re right Dean,” you said from your spot in the backseat. “It’s almost like we can’t--” “Don’t you dare,” Dean interrupted. “Let it

Today was going to be your very first world conference meeting you would ever attend. When your boss first told you about this, you were a little light-headed and a bit nervous about it, but you've felt lucky that he chose you to represent them. You know, one in a million, right? As you walk through the immense building filled with other rooms and through the awkward moments of you going into the wrong rooms, you finally found the right room. You opened the door slightly and took a peep inside, seeing that it was infiltrated with countries. All of a sudden, an unpleasant feeling filling up the void in your stomach, making you feels a bit si

If you are a die-hard Hetalia fan when you: 1. You start laughing hysterically at maps. 2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together. 3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class. 4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots. 5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies). 6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs. 7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

“HAHAHAHA YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOU ARE FOREVER ALONE” a girl yelled. Well damn. She was right. You never have a boyfriend once and you are going to graduate next year. Now every popular girl is going to make fun of you. But you did lie to them that you have a boyfriend once. They didn't believe you, but instead they make fun of you and pair you up with some creepy nerd from your class. You could just shiver from the thought you and him together. Ew...Gross snot from his nose and the weird thing he always said. Damn you want to hurry up and get a boyfriend fast!-- “I wish I could have a sexy boyfriend that can be prote

Worlds funniest and weird pick up lines 1. Did you clean your pants with Windex? Because I can practically see myself in them 2. I play the field… and it looks like I just hit a home run with you! 3. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?” 4. Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. 5. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. 6. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'. 7. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb. 8. You must play the trumpet, because you sure made me horny! 9. I'm good at math. U+I equal